Slender Man vs The Blair Witch



The Slender Mythos vs The Blair Witch Project! The first episode of Kirbysakurai's rap battles features the tall pale man who has a love for suits and hooded servants, Slender Man, facing off against the executed woman seeking revenge against the town of Burkittsville, The Blair Witch, in a verbal duel to see who is the better child-abducting, forest stalking, pioneer of the found footage genre.

Intro
KIRBYSAKURAI'S RAP BATTLES!

SLENDER MAN

VS

THE BLAIR WITCH!

BEGIN

Lyrics
Slender Man:

I arrive into battle! Ready to close this shadow's chapter!

Scarier than a bunch of college student's hyperactive imagination!

My franchise raked up more money than yours could ever hope to imagine!

Watching your movies is truly a bore, when I'm done with you, YOU'LL BE NOTHING BUT GORE!

The Blair Witch:

So an Operator phony thinks that he can beat me?

Your jumpscares could only hope to scare toddlers!

I leave more red on walls than your score on tomatoes!

When this boogeyman tries to face off against my legacy, he'll be deader than his relevance!

Slender Man:

This proxie thinks she can beat the Creepypasta king?

And mentioning tomatoes? Check your sequel's score!

They were bigger letdowns than your movie's Paranormal Activity.

The White King manages to inspire fear, unlike a bunch of college students panicking in the rear of a basement!

Why even try when we both know that your chances of winning are slender?

Your HABITs will lead to a blare, followed by static!

The Blair Witch:

That verse was an even bigger letdown than your movies!

Who is scared by a man who loses to scarred teenagers?

I'll leave you more corrupted than you were by your fans!

Not that your franchise had plans to go anywhere.

Your suit and tie are nothing compared to possessed cadavers!

By the end of this battle, you'll be like your fan base, gone.

Outro
Who won?

Suggest an idea in the comments and if I like it enough I might do it.

Kirbysakura-

* We hear the faint sound of static*

Kirbysakurai's rap battles!

Trivia

 * A future combatant was referenced in this battle